Crochet
To be sung in the style of “Tik Tok” by Ke$ha
Parody lyrics by Sara Leighton of Illuminate Crochet
Wake up in the morning feelin’ like Doris Chan
I grab my WIP, I’m out the door, I’m makin’ an afghan
Before I leave pack my bag with alpaca silk blend
‘Cause my hooks and my skeins are like my best friends
I’m talkin’ projects in my queue queue
Don’t know which to choose choose
Gotta hook ‘em in every hue hue
Hats and scarves and doilies
Cute amigurumi
Gonna get a little bit stitchy
Crochet
Every day
Got my WIPs and chains out tonight
Hook it tight, weave some ends in alright
Crochet
Gettin’ cray with the winder and swift like
Whoa ooo oh ooo uh oh
Whoa ooo oh ooo uh oh
Crochet
Every day
Got my WIPs and chains out tonight
Hook it tight, weave some ends in alright
Crochet
Got it made, blue ribbon win at the craft
Show ooo oh ooo uh oh
Show ooo oh ooo uh oh
Ain’t got a care in the world but got plenty of yarn
If I ever run out I’ll make some tarn or some plarn
And now the dudes are lining up for some sweet handmade sweaters
Gotta get them their own hooks so they can become brocheters
I’m talkin’ bout
Granny squares at my place place
Haters up in my face face
Can they make Irish lace?
(Didn’t think so)
Pinterest boards are full full
Yarn over and pull pull
Never leave without my wool wool, gotta have my wool
Crochet
Every day
Got my WIPs and chains out tonight
Hook it tight, weave some ends in alright
Crochet
One more row, gotta hook up one more
FO ooo oh ooo uh oh
FO ooo oh ooo uh oh
Crochet
Every day
Got my WIPs and chains out tonight
Hook it tight, weave some ends in alright
Crochet
Feelin’ great, got my Christmas gifts ready to
Go ooo oh ooo uh oh
Go ooo oh ooo uh oh
Crochet, you build me up
You make me glad
Not just a fad
Yeah, you got me
With my hands full
of hook and wool
my heart is full
Yeah you got me
Crochet, you build me up
You make me glad
Not just a fad
Yeah, you got me
With my hands full
of hook and wool
my heart is full
Yeah you got me
With my hands full
of hook and wool
of hook and wool
Now the yarn swap don’t start ‘til I walk in
Crochet
Every day
Got my WIPs and chains out tonight
Hook it tight, weave some ends in alright
Crochet
What a day, finally finished my UF
O ooo oh ooo uh oh
O ooo oh ooo uh oh
Crochet
Every day
Got my WIPs and chains out tonight
Hook it tight, weave some ends in alright
Crochet
That’s my game, come on try it, you never
Know ooo oh ooo uh oh
Know ooo oh ooo uh oh
